Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Fly on the wall, Order of Canada edition.


At a top-secret meeting of the Order of Canada selection committee recently:

"Look, this Henry Morgentaler thing could really generate some outrage. You know that, normally, we would never give this award to someone that controversial. It's just so polarizing. A lot of folks are going to be absolutely pissed! Are you sure we wanna do this?"

"Well, um, here's a wild idea -- what if we just not care about what everyone thinks, and only care about the opinions of people who aren't drooling, mouth-breathing, batshit-crazy, Bible-whomping fetus fetishists?"

A few seconds of quiet contemplation descends over the conference room ...

"Yeah, that works for me."

"Me, too."

"Same here. Let's go with that."

Afterwards, cake was served.

6 comments:

Kai_Wolf said...

Afterwards, cake was served.

And just like the rest of the retarded left, you'll swill whine while wanting to eat that cake.

Dr.Dawg said...

Sound like the whining is coming from the right side of the aisle.

Ti-Guy said...

And just like the rest of the retarded left, you'll swill whine while wanting to eat that cake.

How dumb.

Mike said...

Ha ha. Laughing at kai_wolf. enjoying th4e cake.

How is the whine?

Go Henry Morgantaler.

LuLu said...

Kai_Wolf ... is that your WoW name, too? 'Cause it totally raaaawwwkksss. No ... really.

JJ said...

Shorter "Kai Wolf": " SHRIEEEEEEEeeK!!!!11!"

Don't worry KW, you'll have a better understanding of Dr. Morgentaler's contribution to women's rights when you reach puberty.