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15 comments:
This means that both sex partners must be shown getting equal pleasure and sexual attention from one another.
Well, SOME of us didn't need a magic book to tell us that, jeezy.
In fact, especially with that pitiful "Masturbation - God's Great Gift to Us" tagline, it's almost impossible not to see this as a desperate attempt at rewriting the narrative with the shift of popular winds. I'd pity them if I weren't so sick and tired of this nonsense.
That's pretty fucked up.
I came across that a long time ago. I'm pretty sure it's satire. Look at this bit that implies biblical support for anal sex:
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
Heh.
Christian porn... Where's the fun in that? Pornography is pretty atrocious as it is, I certainly can't see this having an improving effect on it.
this is sad. it shows that people will do anything to excuse sin. i don't think it's satire either. i think the author is pulling verses out of context to support his sin. how terrible to twist God's Word!
Oh cripes, another unctuous prayer warrior. What that site is promoting hardly sounds sinful, just creepy and probably distasteful.
Um ... since when do we have a Christian readership? That's just weird.
Since forever. The Christians gravitate towards the heathens...and the porn.
From her blog:
Every man, woman, and child needs Jesus. They need a Saviour to rescue them and how can we, who have this hope, neglect to share with the world our Saviour? That is the most pressing issue.
Gag me...
Christian porn... Where's the fun in that?
Think of the nuns....
"Think of the nuns."
um, eww.
the nuns i remember were the human equivalent of raisins. if one of those abusive hags ever came it would result in a small puff of dust.
Gaaahhhhh, PSA - that's beyond icky. Brain bleach, must find brain bleach.
The song "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"......and Denyse O'Leary as a nun sprang into my mind.
Thanks.
"And suppose you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you are attracted to her and want to marry her. If this happens, you may take her to your home, where she must shave her hair, cut her fingernails, and change all her clothes." (Deut 21:11-13)
Is it just me, or does this sound like it's advocating rape?
At first I assumed this site was satire, but after reading some more, I have to say it seems like the guy is serious. As for the anal sex thing, I know a girl who had anal sex exclusively for several years, because her Christian boyfriend insisted that standard genital intercourse be reserved for marriage. He was, apparently, entirely serious and sincere in this.
In the end, once you've accepted basing your entire life around the existence of a magical sky-fairy, you've already pretty much abandoned any pretense of sense or reason, so why draw the line at ass fucking for god?
"Think of the nuns"
that's a nasty habit
This has GOT to be satire
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