Friday, June 23, 2006

No sex, please -- we're Canadian.


In a ground-breaking development in social norms, Alison at Creekside reports that, according to a recent Angus-Reid poll, 33% of Canadians would like to see heterosexuality adopted as the official sexuality of Canada.

This was followed closely by metrosexuality at 28%, bisexuality at 19% and "wickedly hot girl-on-girl action, oh yeah" with 12%.

Trailing the poll were members of the Blogging Tories, who uniformly found anything involving sex "yucky" and insist on reproducing by mitosis.

4 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

The . Official. Sexuality. Of. Canada. Thats going to be one for the middle school Civics teachers to explain! Bwahaha!

Anonymous said...

"Mi tos is" got nothing to do with reproduction...
Have a good weekend,
A.Les

Ti-Guy said...

Very good. I laughed until I coughed.

Havril said...

"Mi tos is" got nothing to do with reproduction...

Yeah, I think it's the medical term for bad breath. Or was that halitosis? Oh well, the Blogging Tories always leave a bad taste in my mouth. I think the medical term is bile.