Dear Dr. Roy: Just stay down, OK?

Dear Dr. Roy:

In order to spare both of us any further unnecessary anguish, I'm going to make this one simple request: Stay down. I'm asking -- no, make that pleading -- since, if you get back up again, I'll have to hoof you in the nads. Again. And, frankly, it's getting kind of boring.

Seriously, every time you post something unspeakably stupid, I feel compelled to respond and set the record straight, and prove what kind of ignorant, right-wing dumbass you really are.

So, stop. Please. Stay down, and we'll both be happier. I promise.